I simply cannot this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is click here totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of chickens came out under a building. They were running all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe that just occurred. Seriously, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?